They do...sorta.

Couldn't help thinking of this classic Xmas song parody:
"I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer"

#9: Read it in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

Mercedes-Benz LEDs?

How about maintenance costs? Reasonable for its class/age/mileage, or does one need to remortgage their home? I ask because I've been looking at one myself.

Technoviking approves.

Ah. I see that now. Thanks.

I like how the front engine mount looks like it might be attached to the radiator. Practical and safe!

Here's what the real one looks like.

1985 Buick Wildcat concept.

At least it wasn't a drive shaft through the head.

Wanna see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Ditto the headlights.

I'm going to drive my B5 A4 into the ground. I likely won't be able to accomplish that without acquiring a personal fleet of parts cars.

URQ!

And then there's this Bieberrific chrome monstorsity.

Not sure where you get your info. According to the manufacturers' respective Canadian websites:

Yup.

Would I trust myself? Hell, no, but that wouldn't stop me from trying.

And while you're at it, Audi, would it kill you to bring the Allroad TDI over here? With cloth seats and a stick shift?