Looks like a dunce cap to me.

Ask OJ.

RE: 5.) Cars.com:

That'll buff right out!

"That's a very nice tat."

I've seen that mouth before...

If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is technically a smoothie.

You forgot 'sober'.

You had me at "99 Civic" <3

Pipe de craque...sans doutte!

Noted. In hindsight, it just seems obvious that the fictional Springfield would be modeled after the one out of those 248 that's nearest Groening's home town.

Don't know how the inspiration for the Simpsons' Springfield went unnoticed for so long. Matt Groening grew up in Oregon; there's a Springfield in Oregon. It seemed like a f(Oregon)e conclusion.

Wow.

Canadian acronym for Pontiac substitutes the word 'Newfie' (a resident of the beautiful island-province of Newfoundland).

I see a Veloster in the thumbnail, but I expected electric power, the 'golf cart' part of the equation.

Heartclick for awesome obscure song reference. Off to YouTube now...

Cold, from what I hear. Haven't been back to Montreal lately, but I've got the eye bleach ready for my visit next month.

There's an even closer facial resemblance between an e63 6-series and a Pontiac Aztek.

I don't know what part of Toronto you lived in (Weston, maybe?). Sure, you see horribly modified compacts all over town, but Canadian-Tire-bargain-bin-accessory-festooned eyesores like that are the exception as far as I can see. You're more likely to see crap like that in Quebec, where I spent many, many years of my…

What's amusing is the relatively small time frame within which they envosioned the emergence of such a revolutionary city.