I think I've seen pictures of this house before, but it isn't any less baffling the second time around.

What a time to be alive.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A REPLY INTO THE TOP RATED THREAD.

"It may be that the sole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."

…is he self-censoring?

"The good coats are in the back."

Hey, if you're gonna cheat, cheat off the smart kid.

I know I do, all the time. Hell, sometimes I have to spend two, three hours looking for a locker room just so I can say it!

Listen, I made a conscious choice to be a middle-class cis-gendered white guy. I sat down, considered the pros and cons of the other options, then realized that this was the best set of choices for me.

Well, that was just "locker room talk", he didn't mean it.

"It's the only fair solution to the problem."

The Federalist just turned on him, so yes.

Nazis: "Kill all the jews because they're jews!"
Anti-nazis: "Don't kill any jews!"
Centrists: "I dunno, both sides have a point."

The problem is that at some point everything became a "debate". There's no facts anymore, just debatable points to be argued and perhaps the truth is somewhere I can't even finish that goddamn fucking phrase anymore.

Seriously, trump is straight-up Glorious Godfrey. https://static.comicvine.co…

"There was a war in America, Mr. Turpin. And evil won."

Sounds like you're due for a re-read, then!

GNU Terry Pratchett

Yes, I'm sure it's because of millennials, not because it's exactly the same as Chili's, TGI Fridays, Buffalo Wild Wings, Fuddruckers, or every other chain restaurant.

I don't know how this trend of "shade the cheeks and the tip of the nose all the time" started, but I wish it'd hurry up and end.