There’s a bit in the beginning when Kevin is coming up with the Escape Groom idea that I found interesting, although I’m not sure I have the language to really explain why: his inspiration is Allison trying to tell him to take dinner out of the oven, which in his brain turns into her nagging him non-stop, which then…

No word of a lie, this is one of my favorite movies of all time. As cheesy and silly as it is, it’s just so endearing to me.

The end-of-issue narration of one of the earlier issues pretty much says Scott’s int the Life Trap.

Man, I really wish I could afford a PS4, but being unemployed is putting the kibosh on that. This’ll be the first MH I haven’t been able to play since Tri.

“My cock approves, big-time.”: a sentence written by an adult in a novel for other adults, and not from a 17-year-old’s fanfic.

As an old retail hand, I can say I pretty much hate them all, but I think “Wonderful Christmas Time” and “Christmas Shoes” are tied for the fucking worst.

Once again begging the question: why does McDonalds need a twitter account in the first place?

Trump doesn’t want to be dictator. He wants to be king.

Nerd overidentification is a fucking poison.

Good luck with that. These are people who’ll stand by someone who creeped on pre-teen girls before even thinking about voting Democrat.

I love it when people say they’re doing things to “offend liberals” when in reality the liberals are just rolling their eyes at the idiot.

I can’t believe you guys didn’t have this song in the article.

The trailer was okay up until the “we worship Satan” thing happened, at which point it became magical.

Has anyone figured out how to block that or anything yet? Because it’s really fucking annoying.

Well, they did do a bunch of awesome stuff that almost turned out to be sex.

So here’s a question: which Gerard Butler role is most ridiculous? Gerard Butler the scientist, Gerard Butler the American Secret Service agent, or Gerard Butler the Egyptian God?

Here’s something that occurred to me this episode: can Michael actually change who he is?

It’s also pointless because (as this episode demonstrates), it’s one thing to sit in a chair and try to think of the “right” answer, but actually being IN that situation and having three panicked seconds to decide which of the two groups of actual people in front of you will die at your hand is a completely different…

“He also reportedly asked her for her age because he ‘didn’t want to date anyone younger than his daughter.’ “