…false flag?

Maybe the truth…is somewhere in the middle. Did you ever think of that?

If by "some" you mean "all", then yes.

Humanity was fucked as soon as we had this fucking "all sides are equally bad" thing become the defense poiint.

Somehow it became "common knowledge" ages ago that the idea of free speech applies to everything everywhere. It doesn't matter if a forum or comment section has rules of behavior, it doesn't matter if it's a nightclub or a movie theater. I can say whatever I want and the second I suffer even the slightest pushback or…

So basically you want Vince Russo to write it?

I've already started plotting out my warboy breeding program.

Was that the book where she also had huge "hilarious" buck teeth?

"If I start a nuclear war that obliterates half the planet, then ObamaCare is done for!"

Which would be great, if I wasn't on Android.

Fuck Alzheimer's.

Oops! I forgot to tell a joke!

Back in my day we knew that all that kept the sickness demons at bay was a good healthy stink!

I'll admit that while I'm a little disappointed that they didn't get Keria Knightley, I'm totally okay with this.

TFW you send out a racist/sexist screed to a coworker and realize you accidentally sent it to the whole company.

1. “Wish You Were Here,” Wish You Were Here (1975)

As silly as it might sound: "Help! My Apartment Has a Kitchen!" would be my choice. It's a truly idiot-proof book of basic recipes of all types in plain language, as well as stuff like "here's a good list of food to always have on hand so you don't starve" and "here's the list of pots/pans/utensils you need at minimum…

This may be the first time in history someone's made a reference to that particular episode. Bravo.

So…next week then?

I don't remember the exact quote, but: "straight men are terrified of homosexual men, because they're afraid the homosexual men will treat them the way they treat women."