Pratchett-ian fantasy or Grant Morrison inspired fantasy or GTFO.

While, as a tabletop gamer, I like the idea of a nice map generator like this…for the love of Gygax can we please stop with the Tolkien-esque fantasy with the city names that sound like bad Scrabble hands?

Huh, I wish.

Well, yeah. Because they're not "right wing", they're "anti-left wing". Which is not the same thing.

I thought we were an autonomous collective?

It still amazes me that a guy who cannot take the slightest criticism wanted to have what is arguably the most criticized job in the United States.

You just used up your bathroom break!

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So is this literally just the original movie, just with Tom & Jerry shoehorned in between lyrics?

Please tell me that's not actually a thing that happened.

You've got 24 hours to take that back.

Dammit, I was just coming here to say the exact same thing!

I love how this episode flipped the old "This evil human was actually a robot, so it's okay for Jack to kill it" thing from the past seasons. That robot torturing Ashi? Actually a human! Oh, and he got straight-up killed.

Hudson Hawk?

I saw Godzilla '98 in theaters and hoo boy it was bad, but at least we got a good Rifftrax and episode of We Hate Movies out of it.

Why did this episode come true? Why couldn't it have been San Junipero?

For some reason Bill Hick's "Is anyone here in advertising?" bit is coming to mind. Can't imagine why.

You know, I'm actually reminded of a line from Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU). Paraphrased: "you have to keep people like this occupied with things like this, otherwise they could get up to anything."

Darwinism in action.

Holy shit is that whole site just made of fucking pop-ups?