Well then maybe you should have given up your seat when they overbooked. Really, that head wound is your own fault.

They better not fuck that scene up, is all I'm sayin'.

Pretty sure it's rotting in Hell.

How many comedians can say they're part of Jack Kirby's Fourth World saga?

BAH GAWD!

That's because they don't want freedom of speech, they want freedom of consequences (for themselves).

While I'm psyched that this is happening, I'm hoping to God they're not going to use the "cartoon chipmunk" voice from that Ultimate Spider Man clip.

I don't think it was a film festival; it was the one where they all went to a movie and Al walked into the wrong theater.

He's actually done quite a bit of voice acting, but most of his work's been one-off episodes on shows.

I remember the occasional line or bit (like the barbecue with the mother's ashes, or "It's the freeway ban that really hurts"), but yeah I don't remember much of the show itself.

And of course I can't find the "Advertisers Pulling Out Only Way To Force Social Change" Onion article…

I think it was a mix of "people working behind the scenes to make sure big stuff didn't fail" and "people overreacting to ridiculous degrees because they don't know how computers work". I remember people saying cars were going to stop working and planes were going to drop out of the sky, even though nothing about a…

I'm going to take his face…off.

Everybody knows that if you ignore Nazis enough, they just go away on their own.

This episode made we wonder: is this the first time Jack's actually killed someone? "Princess and the Bounty Hunters" notwithstanding, Jack's never fought anything but robots since he got warped to his future. And back in the pilot, I don't think we ever saw him fighting people, just Aku. And I suppose it could be…

Obviously, it's a cosplay repair kit.

I'm trying to come up with a good burn of my own but I honestly don't think I can top "my guy looks like he drives a cartoon donkey cart with a cage full of missing children on the back".

Well, if that's the case he's wearing the right outfit. Dress for the job you want, and all that.

I will admit I laughed at McKinnon's reaction to the guy's eyes staying open at the end of the trailer, but that was about it.

Didn't this movie come out ages ago? I could have sworn I heard about this stupid thing before.