Michael Bay presents Rocky Horror by way of High School Musical! Starring Donald Trump!

That's always a problem when people try to deliberately make "so bad they're good" movies: what makes a movie SBIG is the fact that the people involved weren't trying to make a bad movie. It is (if I can use your term) an alchemy you can really only make by accident.

What always gets me about articles like this is how "generation N is different from generation N-1 or generation N-2" is treated like some shocking out-of-left-field revelation.

When millennials can't phase through solid matter, they don't phase through solid matter.

I figured this was going to be terrible as soon as I realized it was going to be "self aware".

Add Groot's solo miniseries to that list, too.

So "forever" then.

I don't remember where I first saw it, but someone once said "you get the internet community you moderate to." If you don't set up rules of behavior early and enforce them, then you get…well, Twitter. Or YouTube comments.

At this point, we need to just burn Twitter to the ground.

I think they vote against their own interests because of a mix of the way our culture has made asking for help be a sign of weakness, hense the "I don't want no gummit handout" mentality.

So basically, if you already have Prime, they took away the unlimited music from that, and are now charging an extra $8/month to regain that ability.

Chew is one of those comics where I just read the first volume out of "what the hell is this?" curiosity, and got me completely hooked. It's amazing how high the stakes can get with what is (when you get down to it) an incredibly goofy premise.

Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

Oh man I can't believe I'm the only one who remembers that movie. I used to love it, but I'm sure it hasn't aged well.

Inform the men!

Other strategies Cohen has prepared for when this topic comes up again:

The prime-time "new Saturday morning cartoons" preview specials were always one of my favorite things when I was a kid.I actually liked them more than the new shows sometimes.

Yes, but the difference is that when a male-centric film loses money, "because it starred men" isn't generally given as one of the reasons.

Hollywood Logic:

So, wait…is it a remake of the movie as a movie, or a remake of the stage show as a movie, or presenting the remake as an in-universe stage show, or what the fuck?