I'm gonna stick with my East Coast Cynicism™.

Maybe it's because I'm a new mother and I'm taking this all very seriously, but can we *not* (even gallows-humorishly) call recently deceased INFANTS "fuckers." Please.

6'4", 250-lb white man in his late twenties or early thirties with some facial stubble who always wears University of Florida branded clothing

She was nude and they had a camera on her. That is the extent of what was "needed to know" to get the hell out of there.

the world has always been fucked up, you sound like an ignorant brat.

Sigh. So even when we get an story with such a positive message, that somebody has seen such a profound change in the space of a single generation, an article that shows that all of our efforts over the past 2 decades are really having the impact we'd hoped for, we get an article from Kat where half of it is a…

Don't judge her father in parenthesis like that. You're nobody to that family.

I'm really sick of the pro-pitbull crowd. There is a difference between being attacked by 3 pitbulls and being attacked by 3 chihuahuas. There just is.

2nd Newsflash - you can discuss something about women alone without referencing the male experience.

That is one of the most obnoxious inventions I've ever read of. I get that there are pervs and creeps in the world, but why should this person get more body space in public that anyone else? I'd stick tacks in her dress to deflate it if unlucky enough to be shoved aside by this princess.