Your restaurant sucks. Make it better or move on with your life.

Preach it. When I think about all the stressors in my life, it becomes obvious that my partner is just about the only thing keeping me sane.

You're giving the piece far more credit than it earned, in my opinion.

You are everything wrong with young liberals. You're more interested in writing masturbatory treatises for tumblr likes about how you discovered the evils of colonialism instead of actually considering what's happening on the ground. Go to Liberia and tell them there's no "there there."

That's all true. I don't disagree with a word.

Yes, there are properly equipped personnel in West Africa right now. There are also improperly equipped personnel.

As a longtime bleeding heart liberal, this article is so unbelivably self-serving and disingenuous.

Scott Walker is only remarkable in the sense that he represents what used to be one of the most pragmatic and sensible states in the union.

I am a guy, and the first time I ever had anal was when it slipped in.

Believing that you would have made it through pre-med if only you ate Cheerios before that Orgo exam is beyond irrational. It's delusional. These are all delusional. Everyone is awful.

If Connecticut turns into a shantytown within in a hundred years, your grandchildren have permission to punch my grandchildren.

I adore Bette, and always will, but we probably shouldn't look to her as a guide for sexual politics. It's a great quote, all the same.

I find nothing more condescending and relativist than the idea that all "indigenous" traditions should be respected simply because they're old.

"SUBMISSIONS: Provide a name (current student or otherwise). Give context to help in color-coding or flesh out things we've heard elsewhere."

The beauty and therapeutic qualities of dark humor are to lighten what is unbearable, while never, ever, ever insulting the victims.

I used to be close to someone well into the 200's.

Judging by the slide shows I've seen from the game, as many or more of the Rice jersey-wearers were women.

Never spent any time in Texas, but I grew up in Florida. We earned our reputation over and over again. There may be stereotypes, but Floridians have no room to complain about them. They're almost entirely legitimate.

UF + Santa Fe + ACRs + assorted hangers-on = thousands and thousands of people matching that description.

UFPD is the most comically inept bunch of mall cops ever assembled on this Earth. At least, they were in 2007-2010.