It’s true. I received my absentee ballot in the mail and I had a sudden urge to rob a convenience store.

thats awsome. 

I sent this:

Anyone want to take bets on how long until he is yelling on air for people to stop sending him dick pics? Well, sending ones of micropenises is okay as they help his self-esteem.

Just a brief mention of No More Heroes 3 in this post and none of the fact that No More Heroes 1 and 2 were dropped onto the eShop out of nowhere. Seriously, I just happened to check the eShop right when the Direct was stealth released and they were both just sitting there staring at me like they’ve always been there.

Why are people all of a sudden obsessed with war crimes?

This is a great troll post making fun of all those people pretending to be neutral and then giving up the ghost in the same post excusing war crimes

I support troops who literally had no other financial option than to join the army because of the great recession and the lgbt members of the armed forces. Fuck the united states for finding ways to force people to fight, commit war crimes and see atrocities for a job and the possibility at a pension. Also, fuck the…

Because for a large part of recent American history, if you are not a “support the troops! The troops are heroes” type, you are told you are a bad person, a piece of shit, not deserving of America, ect, ect.

YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE

You know, before you said anything, the teeth couldn’t see you.

Like so many other things that people share on social media, those baby teeth photos are misinformation.

sharks, lampreys, those xrays of children with all their baby teeth stuck in their jaws.....please google NONE OF THIS

You mean Jill Valentine.

Oh man...I noped out of this show after Season 2...looks like it was all downhill from there which is an achievement in and of itself considering the absolutely awful trash Season 2 was...

“A group of fascists leverage an outbreak to consolidate power? Oh yes please what an escape from reality!"

If you’ve seen Happy! (the spin-off where Stabler completely loses it), then the segue into zombies makes a lot more sense. 

So The Walking Dead is now just Resident Evil...?

We don’t need misery porn when the news has that covered. 2020 has been worse than any zombie outbreak.