Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

What else do they have to talk about, the Jets and Fighting Irish are so abysmal that they defy even half-hearted anguish, and 49 minutes of every Mike & Mike hour is devoted to reading ads anyway.

It actually originally said cocaine.