Is this supposed to be funny? 

Sure sounds like he listened to the podcast 13 Minutes to the Moon because they have an entire episode dedicated to the 1202 alarm, and their explanation is very similar to his explanation. But hey, he could just know this stuff too. 

Tobias’ contract wasn’t a max FWIW.

So who is the woman? 

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

You’re thinking of Ed Helms. 

Well done, sir.

Looks like someone hit the thesaurus hard this morning. 

Just bad take here, Sam. The comments prove you’re wrong to assume it was hated by “nearly everyone.”

Just bad take here, Sam. The comments prove you’re wrong to assume it was hated by “nearly everyone.”

This is just a dumb comment. 

Led*

I think you mean America’s home for nonstop Big Bang Theory reruns. God, it never ends!

Nice try

Please stop covering this guy like he’s the next coming of Jesus. You are just like ESPN ... totally setting him up to fail. Let him prove himself before anointing him a superstar.

NYPD discovered that the inactive bomb was filled with letters and photos from 1985 ...

It’s champing at the bit. Not chomping at the bit!!!

They show lots of players warming on the range and then shots that took place five minutes earlier. It’s just terrible coverage all around.

Nope.

Hey, there are at least two of us.