“Just know that all white people are [expletive] devils”

This is false. It all depends on the circumstances but things can crumble more quickly than you may think.

I usually just bring my ouija planchette with me and try and intuit what I should order, but sometimes it will go sideways and I’ll end up with 3 sides of ranch and an ice tea. Should I start reading the menu to see what ingredients sound good? What if I’m not as good as Foodgod!?

And on the Seventh Day, He looked at a menu and chose an item because he liked the ingredients. He ordered it, and it was good.

I need to read it and then smell out what’s going to be amazing. It’s a talent. Like I can look at the menu and just look at the ingredients and be like, This will end up being amazing.

It cheapens him when an inexperienced diner orders what he ordered himself for ten years? Vain little shit-biscuit.

If he means “old inappropriate dude that’s trying too hard to look hip”, then I believe he’s got a shot at success.

I think he’s achieved his goal of becoming like Guy Fieri, seeing as he comes across as an insufferable douche. 

If I make a bunch of products that don’t work or make false claims of being all natural, can somebody pay me a billion dollars too?

Unilever, maker of Dove soaps and Axe body sprays...

I do not understand a single thing about the branding, acquisition, or logistics presented herein, but as someone who gets pretty severe dermatitis, I will buy Dove and Dove only and shout it from thee proverbial rooftops. Dove soap and shampoo forever, for my weak and sensitive pale Irish skin.

At this point there have been so many lawsuits about various products I’m surprised anyone would trust Honest Company anymore.

Why do people reach for such extreme measures? There are so many, less drastic things that women can do. Such as:

Pretty sure the thought/trauma of someone sticking a needle into my clit, would be enough to stop me from having an orgasm ever again.

You realise that they served in a backwards time when the people didn’t expect transparency from their elected officials?

Yesterday you were all calling the health rumours garbage. Now they have been proven true. That faux pas aside, why aren’t we focussing on Hillary’s blatant lies. Allergies???? Overheating????? Give me a break. She lied to you, but hey, please keep eating her shit by the spoonful

Circulating hot, humid air is like pissing on a forest fire.

I don't see how claustrophobia is managed by living in a tiny ass treehouse.

This lady rented her treehouse to someone with a three year old child? Yeah, sorry to be a grouch, but that is not ok.

It’s hard for me to read this because I CANNOT imagine living without a/c in, of all places, Miami. I live elsewhere in Florida and it is Too Many Fucking degrees outside in this whole state, 10 months out of the year. I’m about to pour sweat just thinking about it.