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Yep!

“Like, oh my god! I’m edgy. You think I’m edgy, right? Good, because I’m outrageous. You never know what I’m going to say next. Everyone says that about me. Don’t they say that about me? ***BELCH*** Oh man, I really want to just pound some brews and get laid. Oh, there I go again! I’m totes wild. I’m like one of the

I think she has always been this way. It's just that now it's time for a good backlash.

Amy Schumer is rapidly becoming completely insufferable.

Weird, the LATimes poll out this morning has trump up by 2.

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

Agreed. On one hand I’m like, y’all shouldn’t have lied to the police, like honestly what could you have been up to, and on the other I’m like... just let the goddamn athletes go home. I’m sure plenty of crime goes unsolved in Rio.

Exactly! Whatever went down, this whole story is just confirming for a lot of Americans that they never want to go to Rio.

Everyone is lying here.

I think they are saying there might not have been a robbery at all. Seems the footage shows that they were being drunk bros and got in a fight with some security people at the gas station.

Whatever this story turns out to be...short of murder, it was still a terrible, terrible idea for them to confiscate the passports of Olympians, particularly in a country that’s known to be rife with police corruption. I’m not saying they should have let them get away with a crime, if one was indeed committed, but

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

I’m actually kind of impressed that Lochte had the foresight to skip town before everything went south.

After spending seven years living in Peru, Brazil, and Ecuador, there is not much I will believe coming from these cops.

I really want a roomba because I loathe vacuuming so very much, but I think my dog would either murder it or have a heart attack from terror.

I can speak a little to this, as a DV survivor. My ex and I had many mutual friends. After the incident happened, a lot of those mutual friends sided with him, for dubious reasons. Over time, I actually came to hate them more than I hated him. Oh, trust me, I hated him too. But them... It’s hard to explain, but I

I believe that Bill Clinton raped her. I don’t believe that he went home, told his wife since he’s running for governor they should probably deal with all the women he’s raped and suggest Hillary intimate them. Much more plausible is Hillary was told it was a consensual relationship and if this exchange took place, it

It’s puzzling how so many people here are trying to exculpate Hillary in this.

Who benefits from lying? Is it the 73 year-old woman or Bill Clinton?

What can we say? The intimidation story is the only part of this that accuses the actual Presidential candidate of doing anything, and it is pretty subjective even if true.