Right? I was thinking they should spend a little less time worrying out what is in people’s pants and a little more on improving their educational system.

OMG THIS! I was completely preoccupied by the mess in that ordinance. Perhaps they need to elect high school graduates to their councils?

Do they not have proofreaders in Alabama?

“strict organic standards”

Any company that panders to anti-science/anti-biotechnology crowd deserves to implode under the weight of the nonsensical demands of their consumers. Reap what ya sew and all that.

Hmmm... It’s almost as if they call things “organic” or “natural” just to trick people into paying more for them.

I agree, I need accurate labeling to keep me from overpaying for a word.

I mean, formula is fortified with vitamins and minerals and other necessary nutrients that can’t and won’t be “organic” by their nature. Organic potassium or sodium, anyone?

Read Orwell, people.

It’s not what did he do for “women,” it’s what did he do for “the women,” as in “The women love me.” and “The women vote for me.”

He didn’t have to approve anything because he helped write it.

He had to approve the songs before release.

Does she have good hair though?

A coworker and I were just talking about how if Beyonce is being cheated on then what the fuck hope do the rest of us slobs have? Like, why does my husband even bother coming home each night knowing it’s gonna be me singing “Pinot Noir” at the top of my lungs with a glass of wine in my hand while wearing Target…

She must really love him because if even half of this shit is true I can’t imagine he’s worth it. Especially when you’re fucking Beyoncé and could have anyone at anytime.

This relationship looks exhausting.

I mean until we can tame the bigots, I don’t think a private gender neutral bathroom is a bad idea if certain people want that option just to feel safer. We shouldn’t have to have that option, but I can see the benefits when I see people commenting where to get ammo on Facebook to “protect” themselves from trans…

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

“Deputies went to the home of Kristine Hayes, Miller’s grandmother, who had legal guardianship of the teen, on the morning of March 31. Upon hearing what had happened, Hayes was “extremely emotional and visibly shaken,” investigative documents say.

I think I’d probably go with “...as Cops Attempt Rescue” in the title. They got in there and gave it a shot, but without a boat and proper equipment they’d be putting themselves in a ton of danger.