Well, yeah, as a lawyer, reading the excerpt from the complaint, I’m thinking that you plaintiffs are complaining about the agreement you signed—which is not actionable in this case (a form contact you are pressured to sign might be), and you didn’t do reasonable due diligence—like maybe a Google search, about the…

And the worst part is – if the bison had acted out in any way, they would have shot it instead of the woman who thinks it’s a big poodle.

OMG water damage in the Sahara: brilliant!! Ha ha!!

Hate hate HATE them. They are the literal worst. They are both such condescending twats.

I know two couples who were on a different HGTV show and both said that while, yeah, the process isn’t just like it looks on TV, the show helped their budget and allowed them to do a lot more work than they could have without it, and that they got free real estate advice that they otherwise would have had to pay for.

Really shitty spray tans.

That was honestly my breaking point. Why can't Hillary EVER complete a fucking renovation correctly and on budget. The woman would find water damage in the Sahara.

I, or rather my house, was on a HGTV show (not this one however). On the one hand, the premise was total bullshit. On the other hand, they kicked in cash beyond our budget, handled absolutely everything with the contractor (who was more expensive than we otherwise would have afforded), and got an entire downstairs…

The hatred I feel for that couple in California is unhealthy. Like...no person should hate a human they have never met as much as I hate them.

And I haaaate Hillary and David. They act like they hate each others’ guts. The stakes are not that high, people! It’s just real estate!

If only the IRS would accept some sort of electronically filed returns, I bet it would be a real hit with young folks.

“Here’s my taxes. Careful touching the envelope. The colors, man”

Nah, fuck that. I’m judging away and completely and rightfully so. This idiot drove up to a completely flooded underpass where there were A. NO OTHER CARS, B. CLEARLY WARNING SIGNS/ROADBLOCKS AND C. A GODDAMNED TELEVISION NEWS CREW FILMING THE FLOOD and he thought “Eh, fuck it, I’m just gonna keep going.” He deserved…

Seriously, I think he’s a bit freaked out that he almost watched someone die right in front of his eyes from an advanced case of profound incompetence . Adrenaline rush sets in and makes him short of breath from the epic magnitude of the thing.

I just see no reason to pursue it, I have a vagina that works perfectly well.

Something I just realised: handjob and blowjob are called jobs, because there is no pleasure at all for the one doing the job. It is one sided. It is usually done only for the reason to make him finally stop pressuring for sex. there, you have your orgasm, now leave.

Urgh.

On that note; I once inserted a tampon with icyhot traces on my fingers. Big mistake. Big.

Note: if your semen can be described as ‘hot and spicy’, please consult a physician.

Is it possible to watch a movie like Disney’s Jungle Book and just take it at face value without noticing or soaking in the implied racism or colonialism? Because that’s what I did when I was a kid and I still find myself able to just watch the story and enjoy it at face value.

Does that make me racist? I don’t think…

My great grandfather died in a British dungeon and my grandfather was pressed into service in world war 2.