No cosign is worth staying with a cheater, just for cred. She better learn that fast. Don’t keep a dud around, he’ll just end up dragging her down.

Why not just break up? You’re gonna sit around and wait for the inevitable?

If you lose a quarter of your meat you will not be left with half.

Yeah, I found the headline to be misleading. It still makes me raise an eyebrow towards her, though, as I feel like her people would have been aware of the script ahead of time and should have called it out, even if she wasn’t the ones saying the words.

winner winner chicken dinner

I... don’t know? She didn’t write it, but neither did de Blasio, I’m betting. Could probably split the blame a couple of ways between whoever wrote it, whoever signed off on it, and Clinton/de Blasio for actually reading the (at the very least racist-ish and profoundly unfunny) lines.

They're both married to black people so it's ok.

Apparently some on Twitter are defending this as a “bit” that isn’t racist in context- but who cares if it’s a joke, it commits the double offence of being (1) racist-ish and (2) NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

I would go insane.

Including my middle name, I have a 42 letter long-ass greek name.

My name is Ben and you have no idea how many times I’ve been called Dan. MY NAME IS 3 FUCKING LETTERS HOW HARD IS THIS.

I had a friend with a traditional Persian name and anywhere that requires a name (take out, coffee etc.) he just uses “Steve”.

While I’m in favour of gun control elimination, isn’t it a bit early to start lashing out at people entirely unrelated to the incident at hand?

Desperate to reach their kids. I’m sure if they could have done it privately it would have been just fine with them.

Earnest, sure, but also dumber than a sack of hammers hanging from a doorknob attached to a fencepost.

What about the joys of sneezing on your period? Or standing up after a long period of sitting and feeling ***the gush***

Actual Gchat I just had with my GF:

lol no

I can’t with him anymore...remember when we thought he was so well spoken and suave in the 90's?

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?