There is no such thing as “complementary medicine”. There is Medicine and there is Bullshit. If “complementary medicine” had any basis at all in scientific fact, it would be called “medicine”.

So, no, Naturopaths remain snake oil salesmen of the highest order.

Naturopaths shouldn’t be allowed to treat anyone no matter what their age.

NOPE. as you can probably tell, I am pretty serious about my coffee. nothing like sipping throughout the morning, feeling the delicious caffeine start working its way through your veins, tasting all the different delicious varieties.... brb have to go make moar coffee.

And you can even wrap those beans in chocolate!

50 shades of FAIL. Stop trying to HACK everything hipsterpreneurs!

Coffee is *fucking fine*, leave it alone. We also don’t need an anal thermometer metering app to predict our morning poops.

They already make chewable coffee. Or am I the only one who eats the beans straight?

I just bought new appliances and selected “dumb” ones on purpose. Its just another expensive part to replace in the longrun

I always feel like “smart” appliances are judging me.

I hate to say it, but i think any situation where a psychotic man has a gun, you can’t blame the police for being extra cautious. There are plenty of cases where police are too gung ho, but this is not one of them.

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

I mean she is a pretty person, I guess? Symmetrical and all? And I feel like I should probably be aroused watching her in this video (sexy lingerie, seductive expressions, etc) but I’m just NOT. I am sorry Ms. Grande, I just cannot get into your deal.

New meaning to “post race inspection”.

Making his way the only way he knows how.

100 grams of fentanyl might not sound like much but considering the highest dosage transdermal fentanyl patch is 100 micrograms/hour and there are 1,000,000 micrograms to the gram, he basically transported (in addition to other things) ONE MILLION high dosage amounts of a drug that is approximately 25-50x stronger…

...“he finished last in the 40-car field March 5 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway and failed to qualify for the season-opening race at Daytona International Speedway.”

Why would NASCAR kick him out? I mean, running tobacco seems like a nice spiritual successor to running moonshine. Wouldn’t that make him a NASCAR traditionalist?

Tom, you do recognize that in order to be that dog you’d have to sit through a Phillies game, right?

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

*Yes, true fact, it really can’t, and its microphone is on at all times.

“Alexa, make John Mayer disappear forever.”