Stay your ass home. Common sense ain’t so common.

I’m sure that $1 tip for probably 10-20 minutes (if not more) of driving his own car totally put him at minimum wage. That job is paid for by tips. If you order delivery, fucking TIP. It’s a stupid system that allows this type of salary to exist, but you’re a dick if you take advantage of it

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

There are 8,000 sensory nerve endings in Philadelphia.

Amazing. You guys used Mesereau’s image of the impending storm, but you can't pay him to actually contribute his insight about the storm.

So, why did you get rid of Dennis if you’re going to have all of these weather posts?

Paired with this sperm it seems like a bad omen.

No surprise, the douche should be directly aimed toward Charlottesville.

so it’s official: Knoxville is the asshole of America

(Looks at map)(Finds Knoxville, TN)

In my younger days I used to drive all over the place. Man, I was on the road all the time. I’d hit NYC, Philly, down through DC, towards Roanoke and Charleston, then back up again. Nowadays it seems like I just get lost around Richmond and call it a day in Virginia Beach.

you probably should try and get laid more

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

The actress who played Aunt Viv was fired from the Fresh Prince because her contract prohibited her from getting pregnant, and she breached the contract. Despite the fact that they were able to successfully write her pregnancy in to the show, they still wrote her character out of the show for the crime of having a…

Will Smith is a hypocrite. Everyone knows he would totally go if he was nominated.