A big chain for children to spin around with and choke themselves. Great idea. 

Yeah...the conflict will be resolved when your partner dumps your micromanaging, control freak ass.

Yup.

I started doing this a few months back in a limited capacity: If I see someone just throwing around memes and images in news comment sections I immediately blocked them. They weren’t interested in explaining nor learning, they just wanted to shout whatever the poorly contrived image was about and then walk away.

And educating... Especially truths like “Once on the Internet, forever on the Internet” and its variations like “once out of your control, ...” and “use some cold/offline storage for such stuff OMG!” and “Yes, your accounts can be hacked with little effort if someone targets you directly, do not count on privacy”

I definitely set in the permanence of sharing things on the internet with my daughter sooner than later. We were recently playing Fortnite together (me on PC, her on Xbox) and we ended up playing with someone who was Twitch streaming. He asked her for her name and she didn’t give it. I later told her that if she said…

Holy fucking shit thanks for this. I was going to hold off on updating for fear of the inevitable reports about iOS causing battery drain. But I’ll take that risk for this kind of convenience. I use lastpass quite often and I don’t enjoy going backing and forth to copy and paste

Last time I was in Maine, it didn’t matter what you ordered. You were getting cream and sugar.

Upcoming lifehack article : “did you know you can buy replacement screws and parts for all kinds of things at a hardware store” to be followed by “go camping and forget your hammer? you can use a rock to drive in a tent stake”

If yours balls hang out when you sit, they are too short. Everything else is subjective.

And they’ve already signed you up for it.

technically its an incel phone

I miss the days when buying a light bulb didn’t involve standing in the aisle for 5 minutes reading labels to make sure I’m getting what I want. I would like to know who prefers cooler light temperatures that give the comfort and warmth of an emergency room.

What a coincidence! I’ve been using your socks too. :D

It’s also possible he has a physical problem and is too embarrassed to admit it and blames her, so he might need to see a doctor. In any case, this guy seems like a total douche and she should drop him.

Given the security issues of Bluetooth, having a way to turn it OFF is mandatory. Lying to me about it is criminal.

As my middle school health teacher said, “The only way you’re going to catch anything from sitting on the toilet is if the other person is still there.”

Because the Dirty on my keyboard is my dirt, where the dirt on a public toilet is some other dirty hobo’s dirt.

And, knowing Google, It’ll be renamed in a week and they’ll remove random features from a month in.