not to rain on your parade, but he is guilty. Hope this doesn't shock you too much.

Using a familiar tactic, Hernandez's attorney has argued to jurors that every NFL tight end has done something of this sort, and accusations of otherwise are merely the result of "butthurt" from "a bunch of haters."

I have had this "discussion" on Jezebel before, and it never turns out good. Everyone here has made up their mind that spanking = hitting = abuse. You are going to be called a horrible mother, you are not. I'm not sure why it was collectively decided that spanking is beyond the pale, when most of us were spanked as…

um...no?

So: I remember a few years ago when I posted something about how my grandma always gave the worst gifts and they were a running joke with the other members of the family. I got about a million comments decrying how I could be so cruel to my dear old Nana, who was trying so hard, and how terrible a person I was for…

You are going to get destroyed here haha.

I resort to one good spank on the butt when my also 4 year old takes his shit too far. I also reinforce it with a "go to your room" and an authoritative point in that general direction, and he's not allowed to come out until he's done crying and ready to apologize. He gets…

Yeah, you can't be real here, or honestly, most anywhere on the internet. Some people's sole reason for living is to get on here and judge the shit out of someone so it's best to leave that to the people who know you best.

Pro-tip: no one is honest about parenting on the internet. I'm sure you can see why.

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

Their schedules aren't the same. I believe this is how scheduling works: 4 games against one division in the other conference, 6 games in your own division, 4 games against a different division in your conference, and 1 game each against the team in the other two conference divisions with the same place as you. So in…

Falcons fans are greeting the good news with almost suspiciously loud applause.

Maybe pointing this out on Jez is taboo, but women are not the only group threatened and not attacked by trolls on the Internet.

The thing about 4chan, especially 4chan, is that it isn't a monolith. I would argue that the same principle we see playing out in the political arena right now could be applied to that website. The loudest, most obnoxious ones get the most attention. Granted, the pedo shit, murders, and other horrendous stuff on there…

Here's the thing about an anonymous image board that you "journos" need to understand:

HaHaHaHaHa!

The irony here is too much to handle. The floppiest little bitch player in the league complaining about someone else doing the same thing? Hilarious.

So people shouldn't defend things at all, they should just accept your views or else be wrong? Do you understand discussion and looking at different viewpoints? At least those defending fraternities are venturing into a discussion with people who have different viewpoints, while all you seem to want to do is have some…

Colleges are fundamentally different from the local library, high schools, and pools. Students often live at college. Further:

No. I just think you're a fucking idiot. I can see how you would get those confused since it probably happens to you a bunch in real life (hence why you cultivate a presence here) and because it's convenient for you to dismiss anyone who calls you on it.

Not really, as that's what's implied with this preemptive dismissal of anyone who claims that some men aren't part of a global, gender-wide rape conspiracy.