Pretty much all of your horrified fantasies of us all arriving as a nervous giggly unexpected mob of 60 stingy assholes who only brought $40 each/did not tip/generally behaved in an obnoxious and disrespectful way are false.

Oh Greg, as soon as she said "80 for intercourse?" you should have bolted for your life. No human being about to have sex says "intercourse."

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

So $800 total instead of $2400?

I went to a bachelor party in New Orleans once, and we wound up at a strip club on Bourbon Street. That stop wasn't planned and I don't drink, so I only had about $60 in cash on me. Figured that'd be more than enough to get me through the night.

Imagine how long the note she leaves on the counter is when you watch her pets when she's out of town.

But remember, she's a card-carrying Dworkinite in her daytime hours!

There are people who basically LIVE in stripclubs. Seriously, I had friends who'd spend 6 hours at least 3 nights week at the Gold Club in Groton. I DDed for a guy in WV who only drank at strip clubs. One night we got there when they opened.

yeah, and it never happens in reverse. If a straight guy decided to have his birthday/bachelor party at a lesbian bar, theyd crucify them.

I was gonna say, if you aren't paying for a private dance, then what you are paying for is pricey drinks, a cover, and being surrounded by pretty women.

Just remember, when she gets married, there will be two brides; her and the kind of woman would would marry her. They will both have bridesmaids. They will both be sending bridesmaids emails. Think about that.

So its New Orleans? Are they going to Larry Flint's Barely Legal or Larry Flint's Hustler club? Both are good. Rick's is pricey. Get cash before hand because the ATMs are pricey as hell.

He probably can get an exemption. But he'd also probably have to be evaluated and that goes against the "Football players are tough guys; we don't need no therapy." mentality that exists in the NFL.

Hey, thanks for the informative response. But I wish I'd stopped reading after "...and has never applied for one."

Burn the school down, put the administration up against the wall for summary execution, and send all the students to re-education camps.

I really don't understand all this shaming. Because being in a sorority is so expensive, and there is an image to uphold, some sorority girls are not allowed to let other people (men or women) wear their shirts at all unless it was a philanthropic event where they sold shirts.

I'm dyslexic, but no I'm not developmentally challenged. No troubles here.

Hate to break it to you: I don't teach a class with quizzes, exams, etc. I teach a writing class, and know the difference (or have technology to catch the difference) between plagiarized work and original papers.

As a teacher at a university, I will say that the vast majority of sorority girls I have had in my classes have been smart, driven, organized, and thoughtful, in spite of time spent on what most of us here probably see as this kind of nonsense. I know what I am saying is merely experiential and has a limited sample to…

Matt Leinart and Matt Barkley both held press conferences to announce they were coming back for their senior season. In Barkley's case, they did it in front of a giant Christmas tree. Barkley was our Christmas present, and then Lane Kiffin dropped it on the floor and broke it.