Waiting for Ben Carson to release a statement saying he Germans used the holocaust centers to store grain.

Yes, but that’s mostly because the Holocaust Centers just didn’t have the backstock...

If I had known that United was doing random beat downs I would’ve purchased a ticket for Sean Spicer.

Hitler never re-accommodated innocent people like these people just did.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

This is the definition of evil - knowing better, knowing what you’re doing will harm people and not giving a single fuck anyway.

He and his idol Ayn Rand have lots in common! Like that time they both utilized “government handouts” to prevent themselves and their families from going into poverty.

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

When Paul Ryan uses social safety nets to go to college and prevent his family from sliding into poverty, it’s totes different. Everyone else is a lazy asshole who is a parasite to the taxpayers.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

Too clever by half.

Isn’t that the screen for Autopilot? I’d assume the speedo becomes more prominent when the driver is in control.

Repeating something stupid over and over just makes for more stupid, I am sorry.

You consider 26 year old cars modern? Ok, so you’re still wrong. Automotive speedometers are electromagnetic and need electronic controls to operate. This point you keep going on about downhill gradient makes no sense at all.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

YOUR nerd credentials have been pulled for not getting the joke.

YOUR nerd credentials have been pulled for not getting the joke.

Pray they do not alter the deal any further.

Pray they do not alter the deal any further.

Why don’t you google Kessel Run?

Why don’t you google Kessel Run?

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper