Oh, gosh. You found me out. Yes, yes, I am a rocket scientist.

I’m no rocket scientist, but gravity is what eats up fuel.

“fluid all over the damn place. I recognize that from getting t-boned, pulling my driveshaft out.”

Trying to imagine being the woman in the parking lot.

“Golly is was nice to see sally again. We should get brunch more often. Now, where did I put my sunglasses...”

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

Down Periscope. Severly underrated movie...

Run silent. Run deep.

SSN NSX

Never go full U-boat captain...

I’d rather have an NSX

Am Audi driver, can confirm

TIL Audi drivers drive through flood waters, are stupid.

Never forget.

If this guy doesn’t factor in somehow, I’m starting a damn riot:

Blah blah...didn’t vote for either but I’ll sure bitch about them....blah blah they are equally bad....blah blah....I accept no responsibility even though i now see the game and how the other candidate would have done better...blah blah blah.

I think you’re missing the spirit of my post...

Why is this on my car blog?!?!?