The person that made that meme is nuts. I'd totally live there. I'd creep past the windows in a long, tatty Mrs. Havisham gown.

that shit's bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Attempt? They saved it!! That was no attempt!

He's a rapist scumbag who deserves to rot in jail for the rest of his life—and probably will, from the sound of it—but isn't house arrest a fairly regular outcome for an un-convicted person who isn't considered a flight risk? It's my understanding that jails are pretty overcrowded and court systems in a lot of areas…

i know that i just expected people in an emergency situation to be treated and being in need of insulin is a pretty big deal

She was very easily manipulated into marrying a relative stranger after a very short period of knowing him. I wondered if she was either extremely naive or perhaps not mentally competent.

Honestly, the only two scenarios I can think of are:
1) she had the worst doctor on earth who needs his/her license revoked. Because if she was unable/unwilling to learn how to use it, she shouldn't have been given one.
2) She did know how to use it but is saying she couldn't to justify (to the cops or to herself) why…

I'm finding it hard to believe a doctor (or nurse or whatever) would only teach a spouse how to use the pump and not the actual patient.

Yeah, literally everyone who donated to Darren Wilson's online fundraiser was female. Right?!

To be fair, Doug himself seems to have turned into the main character from the Bully games.

The hypocrisy is astounding, seeing as they've been doing it with Call of Duty since 2008...

That's really it. I have a pretty good sense of humor and I can be dark at times, but I tend not to joke about stuff I'm offended by. Since I have no idea what is or isn't offensive to people outside my core group of friends, I tend to stick to silly kids' types jokes. I'd rather people say "Jeez, chitlins is cornier…

I think the issue isn't really about whether you can or cannot make rape jokes. No matter what you're joking about, if someone in your workplace is offended, you should stop. And no one should be fired for saying "hey, this one thing really bothers me."

The amount of sexist trolling crap I'm getting from making that one post is very telling in and of itself.

Here's a compromise. I'll be your friend, but we'll have no communication outside of this one post. That way, I'll never let you down because we've agreed to never speak, and I can help you by averting the unwanted pity of having no friends, making me a good friend.

Do ya think unlimited money in real life would make it less fun?

Do these sorts of people realize that they sound like every movie bad guy ever when they talk? Like, If you peacefully assemble, we'll send tanks and armed men who will "correct" you on the orientation you should have. Like... Normal people don't talk like that!

A leak is what is happening under my sink, I call this theft.

Eh, I wouldn't go too far down that road of thinking.

Remember that Boob Song that Seth MacFarlane sang at the Oscars that everyone thought was just so funny and Jennifer Lawrence gave a victory fist pump that nobody saw her boobs yet? Yeah, this is way we didn't think that shit was funny.