“Anyone who says anything positive about something was paid to say it. No one would ever willingly do that.” -The Internet

Starfield’s katana, the Wakizashi, is a unique piece of equipment you can’t loot off an enemy’s corpse.

This is very true! If you’ve ever eaten Japanese karaage, that’s always made with thigh. I’ve tried making it with breast meat, and it just doesn’t work. It’s also too thick, so you don’t get a very organic shape when you cut it.

Right! These days, we have HD cameras we can use instead!

The motivation for conspiracy theorists is exactly the same as it is for children. If you know a secret that everyone else doesn’t, you’re more special than they are. 

It looks like they just re-used the list of names they used with Codsworth in Fallout 4.

Words fail to express how much of a disappointment you’ve been. Usually, you people put up a bit more of a fight before you give in and resort to the “if I can just keep replying, then I might get the last reply, and that’ll mean I didn’t lose!” gambit. You on the other hand, put forward exactly ONE argument, before…

They’re easy to drain for scammers too: Once a gift card’s numbers and PINs are given out to scammers, some cards (like Visa gift cards) are practically cash.

Is anyone else having issues with CAPTCHA asking you to try again multiple times when using a VPN? I’ve done MANY a CAPTCHA over the years, I know how much of a motorbike should be in the square for it to count. But whenever I’m using a VPN, the first 2 or so attempts always result in me being told to try again. I’ve…

Gee! Can’t imagine why that woman’s husband has intimacy issues when she’s flipping out over non-pornographic nudity in a movie and forcing him to not look at it!

For pets, having some extra carriers or crates on the upper floors that they can be placed and carried in is a good idea—the last thing you need to be doing during an emergency is hunting for a cat carrier.

I like how even when making fake medical videos, TikTokkers can’t help but make it aesthetically-appealing, since it’s basically arts and crafts.

I’ve found setting alarms works great. You can completely forget about the upcoming appointment (i.e what would happen if I wasn’t focused on said appointment) and properly enjoy the time beforehand. Giving the alarm a name is also a good idea, that way you don’t need to work out why a random alarm is suddenly going…

If I were a woman, I would absolutely do this, no question. Because fuck everything about periods, what kind of masochist would choose to deal with this shit?

On PC, mods have traditionally always been released for free. Yes, the author deserves to be compensated for his work, but there’s always going to be people who balk at the idea of paying for things when previously they didn’t need to.

Since we’re quoting outselves:

Zuckerberg is a lizard-faced cunt.

Nope. I’m don’t even use VR Chat, let alone Meta’s knock-off.

Changing the argument to “actually, it needs to be successful across the entirety of Steam, not just against other VR headsets” is textbook goalpost shifting, my friend.

So naturally they did what anyone else would in that scenario, and slapped a working drill on Mario’s head. I can only assume what Miyamoto thought about that.