It looks like it would fit a .380

How does a Jalopnik article about vacuums and cars not at least slide in a 2J reference? I am disappoint.

At least use a picture of their prototype as the lede.

I didn’t read the article: the poster

“But the person who does it is a woman.”

I too have been wondering how long that tradition would continue to exist....

You know, I think the first three definitions hold regardless!

So I saw this really very reasonable and utilitarian title, then saw Torch wrote it. I thought to my self “Self, maybe its a slow news day. Mabe Torch wrote a regular, normal article”.

Yeah, but can I finance it for $500/month through one of the sellers?

This is the Jalopnik I will fight for

No, but I’m getting a HUGE kick out of everyone who thinks we sold out that quickly.

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

Sponsored content?

First Gear: *looks out window at F-150*.

Score!

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

I thought this round thing was a pizza cutter attachment.

I thought this round thing was a pizza cutter attachment.

Saturn V MPG

counterpoint

yet we can’t seem to build a Hyundai Accent whose windshield wipers are controlled by a smooth knob that would slowly raise their speed in an infinite number of fine gradations

Order one for yourself, give the teenager your old one.

Order one for yourself, give the teenager your old one.