Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

Im not from US so I would like to know how the deal with the N word works...

How do you expect to get start-up funding without electric motors?

Space is hard.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

And this isn’t even its final form.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Boats are the cars of the sea

I have no reason to want one of these. It would be a terrible decision. The fuel economy is apparently garbage; it probably wouldn’t fit in my garage; I never have any reason to drive off-road; I hardly ever need a pickup truck at all; it’s expensive; driving this thing to work and back every day would be idiotic.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

Thus, completing the cycle of returning oil back to the earth from whence it came.

Garbage in Garbage out.

Why does New Jersey elect such trash people?

New Jersey has been a cesspool of corruption since forever.

You don’t need to specify the Transit Authorities in the headline; “New Jersey is run by corrupt morons” is more than sufficient on its own. Not even the mob there is competent any more.

As I see it-

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Since the vast majority of these images are going into a university professor’s PowerPoint, it probably doesn’t matter.

Look, these are trying times and I’m not looking to hate on anyone, but smooth peanut butter is a bastard abomination of the one and only true peanut butter - SUPER CHUNKY. You don’t have to pulverize the poor legume until it’s unrecognizable. Let there be texture to the peanut spread!