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If she's their second daughter, shouldn't her name be Beta?

I'm gonna comment even though I'm in the lgreys and dunk. drunk. TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY and I'm drinking, yayyyy I'm turning 27 that's like legit adult age. Me drunk.

But on a more serious note, that's either convulsive syncope or seizures. I'm honestly surprised you were never referred for a neuro consult, if only to rule out the possibility of seizures. Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, I just work with a bunch of neurologists; but to be completely honest, the fact that you had a

But on a more serious note, That's either convulsive syncope or seizures.

definitely misread that as "wild fantasizing stories anyone?" and was like OH HELL YEAH wait oops nvm

No, sorry, the study's still ongoing. And the current trials are focused on kids with severe, medication-resistant epilepsy - I'm afraid it will probably be a while before they expand to patients like your husband. But I understand your frustration - we have plenty of patients who can't tolerate medication, and I wish

Yup - I work in epilepsy research and our office has a clinical trial on this stuff. It's an oil, extracted from a strain of marijuana that was specifically bred to not contain significant amounts of THC. It's a separate molecule entirely that is providing the therapeutic benefits. And it seems to work, at least in

Someone Ate This is magical. Like, tears-and-gasping-for-breath-laughing magical. They need to update!

Are... are those Wii remotes photoshopped onto the cockroach's hands? I just... why?

Mark you are adorable and I like you very much but "your ton"? COME ON [GOB voice]. It's in the first paragraph!

I recently discovered a bar that had Strongbow on tap and I was in heaven. If it wasn't a 45-minute drive I'd be there ALL THE TIME.

One summer when I was a kid, we were heading home from some family vacation—I don't remember where, I just remember it was a pretty long car ride. I had grabbed a granny smith apple to have as a snack in the car, but I ended up absentmindedly fidgeting with it the whole time, rolling it around in my hands, tossing it

Inchworm almost-eaters, unite! Way back in grade school, a friend and I split a Reese's peanut butter cup at lunch, only to look down and find a teeny little inchworm, the exact color of the peanut butter, determinedly making its way across the wrapper.

This is amazing. I'm going to go shout this (completely without context) at my fiancé right now.

Beckett: Why is it always the family value guys that get caught with their pants down?
Castle: Because the universe loves irony. And because most people are hypocrites.

I have mystery chin and cheek hairs too! The worst is when I'm at work and realize one has grown back in - I can't do anything about it until I get home, but just knowing it's there drives me nuts, so I can't stop touching it for the rest of the day. Maybe I should stash a spare pair of tweezers in my desk...

And anyone choosing opium over shrooms has never had a good trip.

Dude. Central Park is one of the best places to take mushrooms. Chilling in the grass and smoking a joint, half-hidden by trees; spending hours wandering the Met, watching the paintings shimmer and move...