My little queer heart can’t handle this:

is funnier than it has any right to be.

Have you ever made a joke or meme you thought was brilliant and hilarious and then literally no one else finds it…

Hello lentils! Are there any NYC-area Night Vale fans thinking of going to the live show in 2 weeks at the Bell House…

1. I have been O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D with Welcome to Night Vale lately and that will basically take up the majority of…

Y’all. I’m kinda bummed right now.

a poem

Good morning/afternoon/evening, GT! What’s on the vagenda for today?

Hello my lovely lentils! What’s everyone up to this summer Sunday afternoon?

ETA: my dress has pockets and I just realized this means I can put my earbuds in and keep listening to my podcast…

To our wonderful Canadian denizens of GT, happy Canada Day! Somebody eat a butter tart in my honor. (aside: I should…

tw: cancer because that shit is my job

i’d rather go out in a flaming burst of science than the bomb of militaristic ego. [translation: i’ve been thinking…

This is a real thing that my husband really said to me just now, and I need to share/vent about it so that I don’t…

these lovely ‘think’-pieces about how this latest shooter was rejected by a girl and if only she had been nicer to…

TGI-mf’ing-F, amirite?

mrsfinch, this is for you:

Hello GT! Whatcha up to today?

EDIT: MOTHERFUCKER i meant to post to my blog not GT. sorry for obnoxious humblebrag.

hi y’all just fyi new twitter friends: if you just got followed by keith hernandez that’s actually me (but keith is…