If I’m able to live my whole life without somehow getting captured in video or photo and turned into a meme, I’ll die happy.

Now come on, stock does NOT sound incomplete if you’ve always known what it is and how it’s made.

Yeah, potato wedges/jojos/[insert your regionalism here] are one of the best reasons to eat at KFC in the first place. This feels about as exciting about a Ghirardelli store announcing that it’s started stocking Hershey’s. I can get that shit anywhere, and it’s lower quality than what you had in the first place.

If they touch my wedges I will destroy them

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Well, at least two people found it a-peel-ing.

It’s another tiny symptom and a nearly indiscernible shout from a contemptuous, roaring and riotous segment of a misanthropic society that vilifies those who stand for what’s right and glorifies the very people who would usher in the destruction of the social fabric.”

I would have taken it as instructions and gone and got shitfaced, because honestly, that’s when I usually reach for KFC anyway.

I would suggest Fuck [fill in your cable provider]

It’s misogynist to have a character who is a walking pair of tits but it’s ALSO misogynist to not let her express her freedom to be a walking pair of tits...

And also transphobic somehow??? you lost me on that one.

Basically, what you’re saying is that Fallout 76 itself is one of Vault-Tec’s experiments and an offshoot of Vault 112.

What if we only think FO:76 is a broken video game published by a predatory corporation, but it’s actually some sort of Asimovian social experiment?

If Pyke was a representation of a runaway slave who fought back against his masters and freed others or something like that then I’d probably say “maybe don’t cosplay Pyke if you’re not black” but him being black has NOTHING to do with his biography in the game. He’s basically just a hardcore fisherman. He could be…

While Livanart is dressed as a black character with black skin, she hasn’t applied make-up or paint; her transformation into Pyke is achieved through the wearing of a prosthetic suit. Critics see this as a loophole, and that the same intent as blackface—to alter your skin colour to match that of a black person, a…

She’s treating it as a costume, to look like a fictional character she likes as accurate as possible, not to mock people of a race or do a goddamn minstrel show, this is all so incredibly dumb...

If only they had some kind of investment that they could make in a project to imrpove this. *cough* google fiber *cough*

“Sir, when is the new security system finally going to be in place?”
“Soon™.”
“But it’s been nine years!”
“Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.”

I hear they’ve started developing a new security system after the first one, but it’s still not out of beta.

How bad is Valve at security that a single guy repeatedly broke in?

You know, because of Pokemon Go there’s a real possibility that somewhere out there some deadbeat dad actually did tell his kids “be right back, going to catch some Pokemon” and never came back.