I mean I’ve cleared 5 dozen in a sitting, but 40's pushing it.

In a stroke of bad luck for fans of frozen processed cooked meat nubbins, the USDA announced on Sunday it is recalling right around 60,000 pounds of chicken breast nuggets due to the possible presence of “flexible rubber material.”

This sucks.  I mean, technically it doesn’t suck, but it’s definitely shitty.  

I’m finally going to run Windows Update.

Just get a sample in front of Mike Pence with a sign saying not to touch it.

“I checked it. They actually did it. It’s live. I uninstalled. This is my last post. Bye Overwatch after 3 years of every day play. I won’t support censorship on such level,”

Alternate title: “This Week in Absurd Hills to Die On...”

I’m ready!

I have to hand it to KFC to finally come up with a plan to rid us of our current president, collateral damage be damned.

...extra-rare venison.

At least it wasn’t cheesy.

That part of the speech was udderly ridiculous.

A Dram For All Seasons 

Neigh, you should question whether or not it’s a good idea to even speculate.

If they are selling you 16 oz of steak at any professional sporting event, much less the Super Bowl, for only $32 then you should question if it is actually cow.

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

I do remember almost screaming post bladder biopsy because the first thing I saw when I awoke was my junk covered in my own blood and a catheter jammed up the urethra.

Yeah, that does sound cool! What about this, one of those sports sites, but for politics?

Man, it'd be cool if there was a site here focused on sports (but not exclusively.) I'd probably have read it everyday.