Living for eight years literally physically ages you.

This whole thing sounds fishy.

Ban cars, I say.

And if you’re really lucky, it’ll be in that order.

I was gonna make a joke about how it’s a good thing the game crashes all the time, but then my browser crashed.

Plot twist: ‘Decline Free Offer’ still upgrades you, but charges you the $119.

I guess you could say... Don’t cross the streams.

Baby steps. First, you figure out how to strap a PC to your back.

Square is lazy since they don’t want to rewrite a good portion of the game’s engine to jack up the FPS?

Since according to these lawyers, words seem to confuse people, all future games will just be a unique number starting with the next released game.

It’s like an endless game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are boners

You know...Reapers aren’t so bad...they just want to kill us to make us into another Reaper.

If they’re just apologizing for a 9 cent increase... Imagine what your local cable company will have to do to apologize for their constant price hikes with less and less channels each year... I’m guessing it would include candle wax & a stick!

People getting “butt” hurt over nothing, again...

not much i guess

Punch Club!

Jesus, why would you ever switch the pie chart colors like that?

When does she activate her super form and do battle with the manager of KFC across the street?