...with a cactus.

I don’t think her accent makes her seem any less trashy.

Seriously. Imagine Patton or Ike saying something like this.

If we were closer to start of SNL’s season, I can envision Cecily Strong doing a great version of this.

Oh, the replies! The replies!!!

When I was a young woman (at the same time as when I had the part-time bartending job mentioned elsewhere), I was a bank teller/customer service rep. One of our customers was awful. He seemed to make sport of trying to make us tellers/CSRs cry. He was such a knobend that the branch manager asked for and got permission…

In my early 20s I had a part-time job tending bar. There was a guy who would come in every night and ask me out every night. I would turn him down every night. He thought he was God’s Gift. Really smarmy, as if he’d trained under a pick-up artist. He really wanted to be Tom Cruise. One night, my ex boyfriend (with whom…

The NY Times did a great extra section last Sunday:

Someone shared this story on one of the political groups I belong to on Facebook with the note that this is why she didn’t want her 16 year old son getting a job this summer (in addition to the pandemic).

And the roll call list, a thread:

Speaking of the RNC convention, here’s the list of how each state will do their roll call. Funny thread, worth the seven minutes to read it.

I spent the summers from 1993 through 2005 in Wainscott, EH. Wainscott is Southwest of Northwest Woods and of Springs. Most of Wainscott is north of Rte 27. I kinda think Northwest Woods and Springs are, like the ‘North-0f-27’ part of Wainscott, not the ‘monied’ section of the Hamptons. I always think of the ‘monied’…

YES!

and his mother was an Irish Scottish immigrant

I like to imagine that after this conversation, they watched JoJo Rabbit together.

Charm, confidence, and holy kaboley he was beautiful!

In addition to

There could be a ‘Canadian Ryans’ ranking. It could include (NOTE: NOT RANKED HERE!!):