Jamil’s whole interview with Guru-Murthy was fantastic. 

My cousin-in-law-in-law Bret is lovely.  But he only has the one ‘t’.

And again, 45's doing all that projecting:

Which is why I want Flake & Corker (gee, that sounds like a made-up lawfirm name like Dewey Cheatem & Howe, right?) to replace the “R” after their names with an “I” and to caucus with the Dems. They’d do so if they really had spines.  Oh, yeah, they don’t really have spines.

Amongst the comments on that Twitter thread:

I am 100% convinced that he’ll be re-elected in 2020. And I’m 100% unconvinced that he’ll leave on Jan 20, 2025.

You know things are sad when each time you hear the “breaking news” tone followed by “from Washington...” you’re praying “please let it be a stroke; please let it be a stroke...” ’Cause I don’t want him dead; I want to suffer for a while.

Considering his Canadianness, wouldn’t it be “CARP-eligible”?

If I may correct #1 above?

And his use of “precious” here really harkens back to POS COS John Kelly talking wistfully about the time when women were “sacred” (I think that’s the word  he used).  Both are objectifying women to the point of dehumanizing them.

You're my hero!

B... But b... but ... but that's how 45 wears his! It's all the style now right??!

Me: Hi. My name is FionaAnne.

Not from Aretha’s homegoing, but... my BFF’s daughter got married, and she’s such a princess I wore a fascinator:

With a cactus.

This:

Gotcha. We'll figure it out. 

We'll see what we can do.

Like this?:

Come to think of it, where the hell *is* Shelly Miscavige??!