Same with Auntie Maxine.  Shit scared of her.

Worse yet:

O’Doyle?

I need to see receipts on that. Mostly so I can share them with others and we can decidedly NOT Be.Best whilst we laugh about it.

Delicious chocolate cake, right?

Exactly.  What possible repercussions could there be?  Will HHS/DHS secretary/ies be arrested?  Will staff be arrested? 

I think a 24-hour jail term is fine as well. 

Well, there was a TV show that I would retroactively like to declare war on. Same network as L&O. Some doofus charlatan trying to make everyone think he could run a company/country.

I'd likely reply to Donj that I'm naming the dog after him: Shitting Bull.

I’m glad you posted this. I was going to mention it. Here’s one that I like:

YEP! That was the first thing I thought of too.

Great color!  I wouldn’t have guessed it was DIY.  You must have done this before.

I am blonde with (currently) blue, lavender, & magenta streaks. Definitely discuss end result & product w your colorist before you start. Mine uses balayage (sp ?) & my hair stays healthy. Going auburn w eggplant-y lowlights at the end of summer. A close up for reference.

And there’s my imaginary band’s new name: FionaAnne & the Feckless Cunts.

Didn’t Lindsay Graham just the other week say on CNN this:

Ah, that clears things up.

It’s entirely possible that Eric is the smart one of the shitty three from marriage #1. That may be why he’s the quietest of them.

I heard Gracie’s comments about this earlier today: she said something like “this is a difficult situation” (I forget her precise words). As I was listening I couldn’t help but think “it’s not really that difficult: pay the women the same as the men get paid.”

Yup!!! Every time that fucker of an AG talks about some new policy or rule or lawsuit that reigns in the rights of non-whites he’s practically giddy.