Kill this fucking program. I don’t care if everyone currently involved with the football team went there after the fact. I don’t care if its unprecedented. They allowed children to be raped on their campus for decades and they all deserve to burn.

Christianity in America is so warped, so utterly antithetical to the teachings of Jesus, that I find it increasingly difficult to trust even the “good ones” anymore. Sorry, really, but the state of your religion is seriously fcking scary.

It’s no coincidence that an oboe is used for the part of the duck in Peter and the Wolf.

The vuvuzela is not an instrument any more than “accidentally backing over the family cat” is a musical performance.

1) French horns are the best.
2) Their sound is too awesome to be unleashed forward like everything else. You’d get an erection lasting longer than four hours if that were the case.
3) John Williams puts French horns in everything. This is a man who makes good music. Trust his judgement.

Or the fucking oboe ... oooohhhh it’s got a double reed and it looks like a classy clarinet but sounds like someone squeezing a duck’s balls ...

As someone who played the tuba and sousaphone for many years, I have never heard a single person try to argue with a straight face that one is better than the other.

I dunno about the instrument itself, but the most pretentious kids in my High School played the Bassoon. I mean, you sound like a prick even saying it. Bassooooooon.

hey fuck you buddy

I just wrote an enormous check for my taxes this year. I’d prefer that 60% of it didn’t go to the military or subsidies for giant corporations. I’d prefer it went toward education and infrastructure. That makes me a bad person?

>you can’t propose the idea of letting the wealthy pay for everything, while the poor can remain poor

the wealthy would be paying for everything, eh? Didn’t realize that Bernie was calling for eliminating income tax and sales tax.

Your comment is a 5-gallon pail of bullshit.

When you say things like “free shit” re: Bernie you’re basically saying “i have absolutely no idea what i’m talking about”

Which is why I don’t subscribe to any religion. Religion is a political tool for mind control of the masses (group-think). If there is a God (and I personally don’t believe there is), he/she granted us with sentient minds capable of observing, learning and self-determination. So, if you respect God, why would you give…

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

Good eye. Only lunatics and lefties use the row.

ive lost 20 pounds counting calories (with myfitnesspal) and going to the gym. i still have like 60 more to go to be a ‘healthy’ BMI. it’s really hard. i’m losing 2 lbs/week (sometimes less) and i hope im not fucking up my metabolism

Aren’t all Christians like this? And by that I mean awful.

Hey, it’s me. I scroll through SNS every so often to see how you fine people are doing. I deleted my twitter because I was kind of suspicious of some people, but wasn’t sure if I was just paranoid or not, and decided to just nuke the entire thing from orbit. It was easier to just delete the whole thing than to delete…