Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

Always a fun reminder that Europe’s conservatives are our mainstream Democrats and their Neo-Nazis are our mainstream Republicans.

Let he who has never had his car attacked with a golf club by a vengeful lover while whacked out on pain killers and scotch cast the first stone,

Is there any actual evidence that “most” girls fantasize about their future weddings?

“But when there was only one set of footprints across the turf, Lord? Where were you?”

I have an honest question. Do you really have to use the word “alleged” in the headline? We have a video of the beating. He’s admitted and apologized for the beating. Can’t we just say the video is of him beating the woman?

I just watched a phone video of a phone video on my phone.

I know, right? She’s not funny and spontaneous enough. We need a President with improv comedy skills. But then again, she doesn’t have enough gravitas, what with all that trying to please everybody. Makes it hard to take her seriously.

Agreed!

fittingly, “bleph” is the exact sound I made when I imagined getting the fat sucked out of my eye sockets.

Probably because not everyone is a time-traveler like you. We still haven’t quite covered every part of the globe with surveillance yet.

I missed last week because I was off winning this:

You’re missing a third-grader’s comprehension of the First Amendment.

I’m a 45 year old white male and I honestly hope nobody give s fuck what i have to say....

Exactly.

I’d be pissed if my co-workers were bringing their kids in every day; regardless of age. I get it like the time school is cancelled and you can’t leave him home alone or if it’s a baby and you didn’t have a sitter, but if you start showing up every other day and putzing around the office I’m not having it (and…

I just love how LaRoche and his brother are making this about some noble moral stand with such bullshit remarks as “FAMILY FIRST”. This isn’t ownership telling you your son can’t be openly gay or in an interracial relationship. This is an employer telling an employee not to have their distracting kid show up for every…

She is left of Obama. This is what I’m talking about. Conservative talking points. You’re letting the right lead this discussion with this conservative nonsense.

FINALLY! The truth is out. You, sir, are a national hero. Now we know Obama is the first and only corrupt politician in US history. Ah, how I long for those golden years of ethical government under Bush, Clinton, ... All the other nations, whose governments are so above reproach, laugh at us.

And what better place to…

Overexposure is a thing, yes. However, it can be overexposure of a highly-trained - yet sometimes wrong - scientist who is trying to push some information out to the masses...or it can be overexposure of someone who’s famous for being famous and really has nothing to offer. I’ll take the former, warts and all...