His answer was so perfectly Andrew W.K that I almost don't think that he wrote it. It seems like a quote from an Onion article about Andrew W.K.

Sad to see only one mention each for Joyce Manor, Shellac, and Weird Al. Those were easily my three favourites this year.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being kind of a Nazi.

Nuclear power and GMO crops.

By far the best of the Day Today names was "Richard Chlorpheniramine". The first time I heard that name, I laughed for so fucking long.

A libertarian is a democrat that doesn't like people.

Wait! Are you saying that all of my abortions were for naught. What about the trees?

Is Circus Lupus named after this SCTV sketch? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It was only when I saw the picture at the top of this article that I realised that Jamie Lee Curtis looks exactly like Danny Pudi.

Music: John Darnielle, Ben Folds, Amanda Palmer, Ian Mackay, Childish Gambino, and Steve Albini
Books: Neil Gaiman, John Hodgman, Christopher Hitchens, and John Green
Film and Television: Tarantino, Joss Whedon, Charlie Brooker, Edgar Wright, Chris Morris, and Armondo Iannucci
There are probably more, but those are the…

Goddamn it. If I wasn't living on the other side of the world I would have totally gone to that. That sounds amazing.

I would pay so much fucking money for a Foo Fighters/Trouble Funk show. Two absolutely incredible bands.

I believe that the band Gorilla Biscuits was also named after a slang term for quaaludes.

You didn't. It's fine.

Okay. It's good to get this sort of shit sorted out (not sarcasm. I realise that sounds sarcastic, but it isn't.)

I know this. I was referring specifically to Catholicism and Protestantism. Of those two, Catholicism is far older, therefore making my sort-of-friend's claim that Catholics are not real Christians false. If I was having an argument that included Greek Orthodoxy, then that obviously would have won.

Another guy at my school also said that to me once. I tried to explain to him how Catholicism had actually been around a lot longer than Protestantism and how if you're going to consider either to be the "True Christianity", it would be Catholicism. (Sidenote: I'm an atheist and believe that you are all equally wrong)

As an atheist, I get all of my book learning from Professor Radison from God's not Dead.

I was talking to a guy at my school a while ago who metioned being a Calvanist, he then said that it is debatable if non-Calvanists are actually Christians. I laughed at him.

Ben Folds Five - Brick
The Mountain Goats - The Best Ever Death Metal Band out of Denton (live)
The Mountain Goats - Houseguest (live)
The Mountain Goats - Broom People (live) (I have lots of live Mountain Goats)
Static in Verona - Friendly Fires
The Manx - Trial by Stone