That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

I spent my morning registering people into a shelter and my afternoon cleaning out stalls of displaced horses and moving hay and feed. I did this because I’m lucky to have been largely unscathed out of the sheer luck that my apartment complex is high while neighborhoods below us are completely flooded. I have 1/5000th…

I love how the students’ bad behavior is so tame. Oh no, they’re smoking! :)

The Trouble With Angels! My dad rented that once because he saw the title and the nuns and thought it’d be a good way to lightly troll my very catholic mother, but then it turned out to be thoughtful and endearing, etc.

I didn’t think I could love a Hayley Mills movie more than “The Trouble with Angels” until I saw “The Parent Trap.” I came late to the Hayley Mills fan club, and only watched these films because I was trying to find something to watch with my daughter that wasn’t just a big toy commercial.

1) “Angry about religion” doesn’t mean “Angry at all religious people.” I understand your reaction of being defensive, but don’t take it as a personal attack that other people aren’t convinced of the same things that you are, especially since people of faith are a strong majority in the US (as well as the world).

2) I…

Maureen O’Hara’s shade in this movie is incredible.

I loved her and I miss her. But Maureen O’Hara >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natasha Richardson any day of the freaking week.

Maureen O’Hara really makes the movie.

Absolutely gorgeous.

Maureen was so freakin beautiful in that movie, too. I coveted all the dresses she wore in the Parent Trap.

Right? Hayley Mills was, hands down, one of the greatest child actors of all time and I must have seen every single movie she acted in during her childhood.

Maureen O’Hara is basically the reason I once dyed my hair red, and while I couldn’t take the maintenance and think I work better as a brunette anyway, I strive to embody a little of her spirit at least.

A) I feel a bit old now. At 34, it never occurred to me that anyone would think the Lohan version was even worth watching, when the Mills version was basically the reason to be excited for a Disney Channel free preview weekend (back when Disney was a premium cable channel).

That’s pretty much the perfect example of Lawful Evil if I’ve ever seen one right there...

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

(repeating my comment on Splinter)

“God’s got this.”

How do you look at that slimy, used car salesman face and not immediately know he’s a con man? I just don’t get religious folks. I don’t get how they can be so naive that they keep falling for scam artists like him.