I never cease to be amazed by all the women who become ruthless enforcers of the patriarchy in return for scraps from their oppressor’s table.

Churchill Caesar

Don’t feel too bad. Until reading all of the responses to your comment, I thought slashfic was like slasher films with lots of sex. Literally, people being sliced up with knives and having sex.

Surely the Germans already have a word for this.

And the second should stop playing football, and protect that exceptional brain.

He’ll probably be the grand marshall of next year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.

I’m from south Jersey, and I work in north Jersey. My colleagues incense me by pronouncing drawer as draw. Everyone knows it’s pronounced droor.

Bullshit. The reasoning in that letter was preposterous. He was fired to shut down the Russian investigation and in a fruitless attempt to stop the Grand Juries.

They’re trying to get everyone to quit.

Why do his handlers let him even do interviews?

And it was ketchup. But other than that, yeah.

I was surprised, too. I thought he was the gay conservative columnist. If it’s not him, who is it?

Is there a German word for “face in need of a baseball bat?”

How did he get custody in the first place? Who’s his wife, Eva Braun?

You keep asking that question, and the answer is no.

Now you’ve hurt Melanoma’s feelings

We should all chip in and buy mazzieD a fucking shovel.

She’s afraid she’ll never “work” again.

Don’t forget “Green Eggs and Jesus.”

Why would Victoria’s Secret be shooting at people?