And catering. Don’t forget catering. I mean, “catering.”

The third one isn’t Hemsworthy.

Surely there’s a German word for it.

Isn’t it already hard enough to call your kids by the correct name when the names don’t all begin with the same letter?! 

Ooo...get back to us!

Let’s be honest, everyone will just be running errands.

Then why is he so fat?

Yeah! The nerve of him being black!

“Making already”

You’re right about it being just the beginning. This is what he’s been working up to by lying about the crime rate. He’s trying to soften us up for martial law. We’re the frog in the pot of water and he’s turning up the heat.

Bannon looks like a syphilitic drunk.

Oh my god! It’s more gaslighting! We must resist!

I also work at a large state university, but in a blue state, and this is pretty much identical to the letter sent out by our president. They must have gotten a template somewhere.

Have you looked into the Justice Democrats? They have given me a bit of hope with their plan to primary one of my senators, Booker, and other Quislings.

That’s what I call her! Or Malaria. Or my favorite, “Malaria...Melanoma...whatever the fuck.”

I feel exactly the same way. NJ went for Hilary, but my county went hard for Trump. I wear my resting bitch face everywhere now. I don’t even hold the door for people at Wawa any more.

Thank you for this insight. You rock! Seriously. No snark.

What they should be doing is calling the rest of the plane is a special section for men to keep them from molesting anyone.

Haha! You’re right!

I’m excited for you! Have fun being a badass!