Sports Illustrated should honestly issue an immediate apology to all of the athletes on that cover, and to Kaepernick. What a clusterfuck.

OKC knows you can’t have a team offensive usage rate above 100%, right?

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Jesus effing Christ guys. Just ditch the logo. It’s about as culturally sensitive as an Al Jolson song, and you look like massive assholes for using it.

*Narrator voice* It was not art

For which team?

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

Every fucking time (well at least for the last seven years and counting) I read about the abyss that is third base for the Red Sox I think about this good baseball man and slowly shake my damn head. What a good, nay great, baseball man.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Pretty much every Conferderate-related statue is borne from that, or a similar kind of quote, considering that was like literally the point of the Confederacy. So blanket removal is a-ok.

I hate it when anyone, anywhere, tries to wiggle out of something by saying “well, that’s for [the particular local government in question] to decide.” No shit, guys. The question wasn’t “Hey, in your opinion is this issue for the local government to decide?”

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

A baseball player’s peak is usually around age 28. Power tends to increase with age. Trout’s a big guy, but he doesn’t have the huge body that tends to break down and become a major liability defensively and on the basepaths after age 30.

You didn’t even mention that they fired the Director of the FBI.