Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

Said the Actress to the Bishop.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

#EveryAnthemMatters +1

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.

I’m just going to say this:

This post seriously doesn’t do justice to how unbelievably awful Mushnick is here. This man is the Shelob of Mount Take.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

I’m going to consider all these stories bullshit , or at least exaggerations, until I hear people are walking away from this shit and going back home.

That is not even the worst version.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

I just accidentally voted for Broussard and I’ve never felt worse about a vote.

Calling it now, SAS wins this category by the highest percentage of all this years winners.

The sad part is that I only recognize half of those dudes which means we’re so used to mass killings at this point that you gotta knock off at least a dozen before you become a household name.