This post seriously doesn’t do justice to how unbelievably awful Mushnick is here. This man is the Shelob of Mount Take.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

I’m going to consider all these stories bullshit , or at least exaggerations, until I hear people are walking away from this shit and going back home.

That is not even the worst version.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Like these? Yeah. Total ripoff! But how many Giga Newton boxes equals 100 million cars!?

I don’t see why they don’t give the brutally honest response:
We don’t think that a film starring only Japanese actors can make enough money to recoup costs. Especially in the Chinese market. So if you want movies like this, you have to make compromises. If it becomes a much more popular part of the industry, a cracked…

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

I just accidentally voted for Broussard and I’ve never felt worse about a vote.

Calling it now, SAS wins this category by the highest percentage of all this years winners.

The sad part is that I only recognize half of those dudes which means we’re so used to mass killings at this point that you gotta knock off at least a dozen before you become a household name.

Also, there’s like a 95% chance that the starting 11 for Iceland are all related to each other somehow. Of course, that pretty much applies for most groups of 11 Icelandic natives....

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

I disagree with the sentiment, but I’ll be dammed if that wasn’t an excellent use of Ron.

This might be the greatest way to start my weekend. That’s it. I’m turning off my computer and leaving 1 hour and 39 minutes early because of this.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…