but his character made him that six-tool guy

Conservative memes aren’t so much attempts at jokes as they are really short pamphlets trying to fully explain everything they believe in regarding a certain subject.

I’m going to consider all these stories bullshit , or at least exaggerations, until I hear people are walking away from this shit and going back home.

That is not even the worst version.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

I just accidentally voted for Broussard and I’ve never felt worse about a vote.

Calling it now, SAS wins this category by the highest percentage of all this years winners.

The sad part is that I only recognize half of those dudes which means we’re so used to mass killings at this point that you gotta knock off at least a dozen before you become a household name.

Also, there’s like a 95% chance that the starting 11 for Iceland are all related to each other somehow. Of course, that pretty much applies for most groups of 11 Icelandic natives....

On purely aesthetic terms, it’s Kingsley. Obviously. I can’t help but laugh when I see him.

This might be the greatest way to start my weekend. That’s it. I’m turning off my computer and leaving 1 hour and 39 minutes early because of this.

I think the last couple questionable coach firings might be a weird side-effect of the Warriors supernova. They set the precedent for this by rightfully shit-canning Mark Jackson. Vogel and Joeger, at least on the surface, have the same flaws and talents as Jackson- great motivators and defensive minds with poor…

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

Wow. So Hillary’s supporters are as wrong about basketball as they are about politics, economics, foreign policy, and social justice.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

I sometimes forget how good Grant Hill was. Would have been cool to see him at his peak with Mcgrady in Orlando. I do question any stat that calls Steve Francis the best player in the league, but his numbers that year were pretty damn good.

“The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky they’ll probably slap another two years’ probation on Cleveland State.” - Jerry Tarkanian