Hunters can shoot cyclists, though.

It's been a long time since I loved The Office. Bobby's Gervais impression is spot on.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

That's only fair since Gilbert Arenas was a gunner.

There were hints of Neville's badassdom from the very start, when he stood up to Harry, Hermione, and Ron in the first book before they went down the hatch. One of my all time favorite scenes is Dumbledore giving him a shout out for his bravery against his friends.

Are those +2 handcuffs of restraining? Look, I already have +3 manacles of uncomfortable immobility, I'll let you have the cuffs if I can have the whistle of town guard summoning.

"...the Floristocrats!"

Running is great. It is simple. Turning any fitness acitivity into a game of Crossfit-esque one-upmanship about equipment and which race to be seen at is silly.

Great, one more thing for insufferable runners to try to one-up each other about around the water cooler during the week.

"Stop Celebrating. This is Not an Occasion for Celebrating."

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

I really need to see GOTG as soon as possible. For a second I thought GOTG2 was having a crossover with Gamera.

Batman. Tim Burton, Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson.

"Grog want know, what is the deal with cave painting? You never see any paintings of caves, just mammoths. Shouldn't it be called mammoth painting?"

For just an instant, my eyes said:

As an American living in the south I have to say, O'Canada kicks our anthem's ass.

Well, I know where the Swedish hell is

That plea deal is par for the course as far as first-time offenders go (no idea if that chode qualifies).

I'm beginning to think the conduct of people affiliated with NFL teams isn't held to the same standard as that of average citizens.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.