It doesn't surprise me, given the WTF grasp American radicals have of our own culture and history

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

Oh, swell! I still haven't figured out this one.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

Hell, 13 degrees would be a heat wave in Chicago right now. I remember the glorious days long ago when it got all the way up to 21. Man, that was livin'.

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

Don't tell Mercury Morris.

On the Mark Harmon Trapezoid of Surprise Theory, this ranks somewhere between a level 3 2008 Patriots Super Bowl loss and a level 4 Leonardo…

If you love bears, you should get your ass to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

Braun: "I have no one to blame but myself. But, let's be honest, 9/11 certainly didn't help matters."

Joe Plausibledeniabliterno

Intellectually, I agree with your fundamental premise, Scott. It's clear that a lot of the blood lust against A-Rod is personal and that the general vendetta against PEDs is based on hysteria more than it is reason. But, that said, I strongly disagree with how
you get to your conclusion.

Randy Johnson, murder.

Oh this is easy.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Prokhorov isn't the kind of guy who'd offer you a little sumpin-sumpin under the table to opt out of your contract and sign with the Nets, though.

My old football coach would say, "Curls? Curls will get you laid, but won't make your arms strong."