His “lack of height” also brings into question his “leadership qualities” and “mental fitness” to be an NFL QB. But I bet his penis is big.

Apparently, Florida is a good baseball town during March only. Why do we keep building baseball teams in football country?

Yes, and I think this is actually an advance in North Korean/Japanese relations in that Jong didn’t try to trip and then kidnap Sakazume. So, progress?

Loved the first season, really jazzed about Season 2. What do I want to see? More Jemaine Clement. Really, all shows: more Jemaine Clement. Game of Thrones: more Jemaine Clement. Dr. Who: more Jemaine Clement. Bob’s Burgers: more Jemaine Clement.

Are you sure you didn’t just get played by Alexandre Obertelli, lead singer of German death metal band Unstable Matter Annihilation?

Fullthor Bjornson can deadlift 2,000 lbs.

I think Westworld is also a show that handles nudity fairly honestly. The “hosts” are even more disposable than the “sleeves” on Altered Carbon, and their bodies are treated with equal disregard for their nude dignity. I will say that we see far more of the female stars’ bodies on Westworld than those of the male…

Its accurate. I happen to be a straight male, so my preference is to see naked females, but my sense of reality is that men and women are naked in approximately equal measures in the real world. When I see a show with tons of naked women and nary a penis to be seen, I think “hmmmm; made by straight guy.”

I’m going to disagree with you on the prevalence of nudity in real life. I suppose it depends a lot on the milieu in which you spend your time, but I don’t see nudity all around me and when I do, it is still noteworthy. I live in the Bay Area, and work in the City, so its not as if I’m in a cocoon of repression and…

I’m 100% you on this. My son kind of hates the Warriors because (1) he loves Lebron more than he loves me and (2) his grandfather was a Sacramento Kings fan. I spend a lot of time texting him Warriors memes while he’s supposed to be studying in college, but even I find this to be embarrassing. I will not be sharing…

Canada is adorable.

I thought it was Photoshopped.

Yeah, even the closet racists seem to be pretty jazzed about this movie. The hardcore white haters are shaping up to be kind of the movie version of the crazy “the apocalypse will occur on Monday, October 21st at 3:00 pm!” people.

“Just days before the film opens wide to all of black America”

Most enjoyable movie of the year. Hands down.

You can just access the dark universe from the dark web. It has all kinds of dark matter. Also, dork matter.

But does it increase the chances Lebron re-signs? I haven’t heard how this affects the Cavs cap space, but I have heard that the Lakers end up with enough cap space (after they cut IT and Frye) to make a legit run at Lebron and Paul George.

Of course the money makes no sense, but in the context of the NFL it does. The Niners weren’t as bad as their record indicated when he took over (they had an incredibly bad run of 5 straight games they lost by a field goal or less), but they were still pretty dog-butt with very little to brag about offensively. It…

7 starts, 7-0. At that rate, this is a bargain at twice that price. Assuming he’s got 8 good years in him and he doesn’t suffer an injury, that’s 8 consecutive 16-0 seasons and 8 Super Bowl titles. Totally worth it.

Oh man, that Tom Fermi’s gas! Let me tell you, you don’t hear it, but once its out there, you know it . . .